The Hotel Room- A Sexy Mama’s Best Friend

Fact- it is difficult to get your freak on with your sweet little baby sleeping in the next room. And while co-sleeping is perfect for breastfeeding & bonding it definitely puts a crimp in your love life. Do you know how hard it is to have an earth shattering orgasm when the only thing running through your mind is “Hmmm, is that vibration from my nipples clamps or my let-down reflex?”

The Sexy Mama solution: get a hotel room.

It doesn’t have to fancy or expensive, just clean. Affordable is good, gift certificates from friends and family that include babysitting & dinner are better (big hint for anyone looking for a Christmas gift idea). Check out the various hotel booking sites for affordable room rates at higher end hotels.

Mood Killer Warning- Don’t talk about the kids. Don’t call home every 5 minutes. Leave the kids with someone you trust with your life and enjoy your time away.

A few questions to ask yourself when picking a hotel:

☻Does it have a nice hotel bar or a pub within walking distance? (never mind sex, when’s the last time you enjoyed a glass of wine with your partner?)

☻Should you bring your own porn or should you trust that Cinemax has suddenly started offering sex-positive, woman-positive movies?

☻How big are the bathtubs?

☻Is it clean? Now, if seedy is part of your fantasy, cool, but do yourself a favour and change the sheets before the scene starts.

Items to bring with you:

☻Lube

☻toys, of the adult variety

☻soap - seriously, what is the point of those teeny, icky smelly soaps in most hotel rooms?

☻smut

☻sheets and pillows - optional

☻cash – you’ll want to leave a nice tip for housekeeping
 

Don’t forget to put out the DO NOT Disturb sign!